Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
LIFE isn't all what we see
You Cannot depend on your eyes alone when your Imagination is out of focus
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
word!
Today you are you, that is truer than true.
There is no one alive who is youer than you.
- Dr. Se
There is no one alive who is youer than you.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
ThInGs I hOpE tO rEmEmBeR dAily
"We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have". ~Frederick Keonig
The happiness of most people is not ruined by great catastrophes or fatal errors, but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things. ~Ernest Dimnet
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements in life, when all we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about. ~Charles Kingsley
The happiness of most people is not ruined by great catastrophes or fatal errors, but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things. ~Ernest Dimnet
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be”
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements in life, when all we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about. ~Charles Kingsley
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”
We should all Remember this daily!!!!
"People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost". ~H. Jackson Browne
Food for Thought
"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called. ~A.A. Milne
Sunday, June 20, 2010
To My Father
No matter how Tall I grow, I will always look up to you.
I know it can't be easy not contantly telling you how much we love you or how much we miss you like we do mother. it's never beacuse we do not care, it is beacause you know enough not to need contant reassurance.
For the ways you support me, the many hugs, the constant reassurance of my dreams, the helping hand, the many lunch conversations so I don't eat alone, the sacrifices, and just being the best everything. I thought to let you know today that my love for you is endless. You are without doubt, the worlds greatest Dad.
I know it can't be easy not contantly telling you how much we love you or how much we miss you like we do mother. it's never beacuse we do not care, it is beacause you know enough not to need contant reassurance.
For the ways you support me, the many hugs, the constant reassurance of my dreams, the helping hand, the many lunch conversations so I don't eat alone, the sacrifices, and just being the best everything. I thought to let you know today that my love for you is endless. You are without doubt, the worlds greatest Dad.
Truth!!
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox
4AM June 20th 2010
Dear Insomnia,
you are my greatest inspiration, but wait a minute, do not flatter yourself. I cannot sleep because I have this funny feeling that there is a little Black Rat roaming around in my apartment.
PS: you are uncool.
you are my greatest inspiration, but wait a minute, do not flatter yourself. I cannot sleep because I have this funny feeling that there is a little Black Rat roaming around in my apartment.
PS: you are uncool.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Friday! Friday! Friday..........Ho little me is happi!
IN THE AGE OF STUPID: It is Ok to marry a 15yr old... I mean why not
Gbese!!! I mean oshi and Oriburuku. all these mad men in 9ja... I know money begot stupidity for most of this pot bellied pedophiles but seriously Mr Yarima? with all due respect sir, I am of the great opinion that "ori yin ko fe pe rara sir" I mean Mr Yerima we know your psychopathic behavior started when you married the 15-year-old Nigerian girl, I guess she is too old now hen, so this 13-year-old Egyptian is just right.
I mean.......how do you expect us to progress as a nation when such anomalies and deviant exist amongst our so called idiotic leader.
Mr Yarima Sir...I will personally come to Aso Rock myself(in my mind o) if your dare continue with your stupendous
and hypocritical religious excuses. I am of the opinion that you have never read the Quran, because if you have, you will not think it's by any means okay for a 60yr old man to marry a 13 /15yr old.
How do you even conversate? she wants to talk about her daily twits and you want to talk about the stone age? Shewshhhh.. oshi o teba!
I know with full consideration of your status, the NAPTIP will sweep your decisions to Abduct a "girl-wife" underneath the rug. but I think as a person who has had the opportunity to read the quran, as a woman and for crying out loud as a Human being, I should express my disgust in your decision to reap a child of her "childhood".
just in-case you are not sure what you have been charged with sir, here is the list:
- victimization of a minor
- Human Trafficking
- child endangerment
- child rape
- Slavery (I mean, you paid $100k for her se)
- Inhumanity
- IN-fact: being plain Stupid on an ignoramus level.
PS: May you and all your Ignorant + Illiterate Islamic radical Roth in hell for misrepresenting Islam!!
yeaiiii...Super Chikens
I mean.. not like I had any hopes for the Super Eagles but mehnnn...."WE" and by we I mean "US" by us I mean the supporters of the Green White Green in fact, their isn't a way to make it sound nice "WE SUCK"
Imageine.. we got spanked...... I mean I understand Argentina beating it, I was genueily glad it wasn't 5-0. but Greece? really?
Oya......in the best fashion of our tradition, we have to blame it on somebody: here it goes;
Kaita, for his gross negligence on Torosidi
Abdul mutallib for claiming to be Nigeria: ( I have refused to download His image to my office computer, just so I shall not be mistaken for His family member)
Ya'Radua for dying
Tuarai for keeping Yaruaduals death from us
The Europeans Colonizers( I mean how dare they!!)
Shall I continue???????
Humm
OK.....so another day of Semi-slacking at work. in my defence, Its been a long week.
amist me being sick and the plain fact that i am just too efficient.
I mean it takes an average Analyst 2 days to do a month end budget and Revenue Forcat but not your truely. I have completed 3 reports today and this is a slow day.
Been stairing at my Bank Account all day with the hopes that money will just show up from somewhere sha sha. where are all those 9ja Juju men when you need them, I need one to just take a look at my account and maybe kinetically add 2 zeros at the bank of my investment account.
anyways.....
amist me being sick and the plain fact that i am just too efficient.
I mean it takes an average Analyst 2 days to do a month end budget and Revenue Forcat but not your truely. I have completed 3 reports today and this is a slow day.
Been stairing at my Bank Account all day with the hopes that money will just show up from somewhere sha sha. where are all those 9ja Juju men when you need them, I need one to just take a look at my account and maybe kinetically add 2 zeros at the bank of my investment account.
anyways.....
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
1 tRILLION $ in lithium for Afghan
It comes as no surprise that the US thinks Afghan will need help managing this newly discovered pocket of wealth: and its funny how they always use Nigeria as the poster child for mismanagement;
"We have living examples of other countries where natural riches have actually turned into a curse for peace and prosperity for people," he said, citing Nigeria's endemic poverty and conflict despite vast oil exports"
"A new minerals rush could pit US and Chinese interests against each other. Some critics in Washington grumble that China is reaping rewards from the copper mine while US troops are heavily committed against the Taliban."
"We have living examples of other countries where natural riches have actually turned into a curse for peace and prosperity for people," he said, citing Nigeria's endemic poverty and conflict despite vast oil exports"
"A new minerals rush could pit US and Chinese interests against each other. Some critics in Washington grumble that China is reaping rewards from the copper mine while US troops are heavily committed against the Taliban."
Monday, June 14, 2010
Goodluck Nigeria!
GoodLuck Nigeria: FG seeks 10Billion for Independence day.
Ten billion naira(675M$) will be spent by the Federal Government to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Nigeria’s independence in October. This was the highlight of the N639 billion naira Supplementary Appropriation Bill that President Goodluck Jonathan sent to the National Assembly for approval June 1st 2010.
A breakdown of the expenditure shows that N950 million is budgeted for anniversary parade including march past, fleet review and aerial display, while another N350 million will be expended on national unity torch and tour.
First Lady Mrs. Patience Jonathan will spend N50 million for a special visit to special homes, orphanages, prisons and selected hospitals, while N20 million will be used to sponsor a special session of the National Children Parliament. Another N20 million will used to organise a party for 1000 children.
The government will further spend N40 million to organise a Presidential banquet, N50 million for calisthenics performance, N310 million for cultural, historical and military exhibitions while another N40 million will go for what the government called “food week.”
Other monies to be gulped by the 50th anniversary birthday bash include N320 million on secretariat equipment, accommodation, logistics and utilities while N30 million is budgeted for the designing and unveiling of the 50th anniversary logo.
Similarly, the Ministry of Information and Communications will spend N1.2 billion for insertion of special reports on Nigeria in both local and international media, another N320 million will be spent on jingles, adverts, billboards, documentary and publicity, while the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will receive N105 million for an undisclosed expenditure.
To mark the 50th independence anniversary, the government has also budgeted N700 million to accommodate and transport special guests both from within and outside the country. Another N450 million will be used to finance the production of branded souvenirs and gift items for foreign heads of state and to erect a coat of arms on Aso Rock.
Also as part of the bash, a variety gala night and fireworks will gulp N210 million naira; an international friendly football match and local competition will gulp N200 million while event managers and producers will take home N120 million naira. Designing and publication of a compendium on Nigeria will cost N400 million, while a similar one on the legislature will cost N150 million and a compendium on the judiciary will cost N50 million. Commissioning of the golden jubilee plaza will cost N10 million naira; while designing, construction and mounting of Tower of Unity in the 36 states of the Federation will gulp another N540 million.
Debates, essays, conferences, lectures, and a colloquium will gulp yet another N150 million; musical concerts and carnivals in the 6 geo-political zones will cost N60 million; durbar, masquerades and cultural dances will consume N100 million and designing and construction of 10 symbolic monuments of founding fathers of Nigeria will swallow up N80 million naira.
A memory tone at the Tafawa Balewa Square, Lagos will consume N40 million, security and protocol will cost N500 million naira while N25 million has been budgeted for medicals during the same anniversary.
Ten billion naira(675M$) will be spent by the Federal Government to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Nigeria’s independence in October. This was the highlight of the N639 billion naira Supplementary Appropriation Bill that President Goodluck Jonathan sent to the National Assembly for approval June 1st 2010.
A breakdown of the expenditure shows that N950 million is budgeted for anniversary parade including march past, fleet review and aerial display, while another N350 million will be expended on national unity torch and tour.
First Lady Mrs. Patience Jonathan will spend N50 million for a special visit to special homes, orphanages, prisons and selected hospitals, while N20 million will be used to sponsor a special session of the National Children Parliament. Another N20 million will used to organise a party for 1000 children.
The government will further spend N40 million to organise a Presidential banquet, N50 million for calisthenics performance, N310 million for cultural, historical and military exhibitions while another N40 million will go for what the government called “food week.”
Other monies to be gulped by the 50th anniversary birthday bash include N320 million on secretariat equipment, accommodation, logistics and utilities while N30 million is budgeted for the designing and unveiling of the 50th anniversary logo.
Similarly, the Ministry of Information and Communications will spend N1.2 billion for insertion of special reports on Nigeria in both local and international media, another N320 million will be spent on jingles, adverts, billboards, documentary and publicity, while the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will receive N105 million for an undisclosed expenditure.
To mark the 50th independence anniversary, the government has also budgeted N700 million to accommodate and transport special guests both from within and outside the country. Another N450 million will be used to finance the production of branded souvenirs and gift items for foreign heads of state and to erect a coat of arms on Aso Rock.
Also as part of the bash, a variety gala night and fireworks will gulp N210 million naira; an international friendly football match and local competition will gulp N200 million while event managers and producers will take home N120 million naira. Designing and publication of a compendium on Nigeria will cost N400 million, while a similar one on the legislature will cost N150 million and a compendium on the judiciary will cost N50 million. Commissioning of the golden jubilee plaza will cost N10 million naira; while designing, construction and mounting of Tower of Unity in the 36 states of the Federation will gulp another N540 million.
Debates, essays, conferences, lectures, and a colloquium will gulp yet another N150 million; musical concerts and carnivals in the 6 geo-political zones will cost N60 million; durbar, masquerades and cultural dances will consume N100 million and designing and construction of 10 symbolic monuments of founding fathers of Nigeria will swallow up N80 million naira.
A memory tone at the Tafawa Balewa Square, Lagos will consume N40 million, security and protocol will cost N500 million naira while N25 million has been budgeted for medicals during the same anniversary.
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